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Henny Youngman

"You have a nice personality, but not for a human being."

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"You have a nice personality, but not for a human being."

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"If you think too much about being re-elected, it is very difficult to be worth re-electing."

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"Instead of being on teams at school, I was preparing for auditions."

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"The world is neither wise nor just, but it makes up for all its folly and injustice by being damnably sentimental."

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"The secret of being a bore... is to tell everything."

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"Safeguarding the rights of others is the most noble and beautiful end of a human being."

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"Being noticed can be a burden. Jesus got himself crucified because he got himself noticed. So I disappear a lot."

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"It's sad when girls think they don't have anything going on except being pretty."

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"I quit being afraid when my first venture failed and the sky didn't fall down."

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"You don't worry about being liked. You have to be yourself."

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