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W. C. Fields

"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."

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"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."

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"Wherever the fish are, that's where we go."

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"Interestingly, koi, when put in a fish bowl, will only grow up to three inches. When this same fish is placed in a large tank, it will grow to about nine inches long."

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"When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers."

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"I like to fish. Fishing is always a way of relaxing."

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"What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin."

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"I used to have some fish, some nice little carp, but they got too big for the tank. I don't have any pets now."

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"New York is where you go to catch a big fish."

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