"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."

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"The Cruise missiles do not frighten anyone. We are catching them like fish in a river. I mean here that over the past two days, we managed to shoot down 196 missiles before they hit their target."

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Patrick Stewart, English Actor

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"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'"

Jessica Simpson, American Musician

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"Lately Fish and I have been hooking up more, which is a good thing because it's just been a struggle for me as a bass player to play with someone who's so creative on the drums, and lately it's been really good, especially during sound checks."

Mike Gordon, American Musician

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"Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish."

Steven Wright, American Comedian

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"Wherever the fish are, that's where we go."

Richard Wagner, German Composer

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"Interestingly, koi, when put in a fish bowl, will only grow up to three inches. When this same fish is placed in a large tank, it will grow to about nine inches long."

Vince Poscente, Canadian Author

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"In England, David and I are big fish in a small pond. But in L.A., we are tiny, tiny, tiny fish in a big pond."

Victoria Beckham, English Musician

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"You can't eat fish. It's 6,000 parts DDT per million all over the world, not counting radiation."

Dick Dale, American Musician

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Dave Attell, American Comedian

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"The Cruise missiles do not frighten anyone. We are catching them like fish in a river. I mean here that over the past two days, we managed to shoot down 196 missiles before they hit their target."

"Whenever the lion fish in the fish tank in the captain's ready room died it was always a sad moment."

"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'"

"Lately Fish and I have been hooking up more, which is a good thing because it's just been a struggle for me as a bass player to play with someone who's so creative on the drums, and lately it's been really good, especially during sound checks."

"Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish."

"Wherever the fish are, that's where we go."

"Interestingly, koi, when put in a fish bowl, will only grow up to three inches. When this same fish is placed in a large tank, it will grow to about nine inches long."

"In England, David and I are big fish in a small pond. But in L.A., we are tiny, tiny, tiny fish in a big pond."

"You can't eat fish. It's 6,000 parts DDT per million all over the world, not counting radiation."

"What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin."

Explore more quotes by W. C. Fields

"Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."

"Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times."

"If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind."

"You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it."

"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."

"Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against."

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