"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."

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"What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin."

"Dead fish don't swim around in jealous tides."

"Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish."

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"I like to fish. Fishing is always a way of relaxing."

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"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."

"I used to have some fish, some nice little carp, but they got too big for the tank. I don't have any pets now."

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