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"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."
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"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."

"Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish."

"Interestingly, koi, when put in a fish bowl, will only grow up to three inches. When this same fish is placed in a large tank, it will grow to about nine inches long."

"When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers."

"What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin."
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"Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive."
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