top of page
Quote_1.png
Dave Barry

"The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat."

Standard 
 Customized
"The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat."

Exlpore more Society quotes

Quote_1.png
Donna Grant

"It takes all sorts of people to make a world, as I've often heard, but I think there are some who could be spared,' Anne told her reflection in the east gable mirror that night."

Quote_1.png
Donna Grant

"Most peoples are prisoners of other people's thoughts."

Quote_1.png
Donna Grant

"Show me a man or a woman alone and I'll show you a saint. Give me two and they'll fall in love. Give me three and they'll invent the charming thing we call 'society'. Give me four and they'll build a pyramid. Give me five and they'll make one an outcast. Give me six and they'll reinvent prejudice. Give me seven and in seven years they'll reinvent warfare. Man may have been made in the image of God, but human society was made in the image of His opposite number, and is always trying to get back home."

Quote_1.png
Donna Grant

"Your water is in the bottles, and my water is in the bucket, but we are brothers? I am collecting garbage, and you are in the bed, but we are sisters? My fingers are broken, and your hands are so soft, but we are family? Your God is like an angel, and my God is like an evil, but we are equal? My stomach is empty, and your stomach is so big, but we are humans?"

Quote_1.png
Donna Grant

"PLEASE and THANK YOU...two polite phrases which are slowly disappearing from our vocabulary."

Quote_1.png
Donna Grant

"With false names, on the right nets, they could be anybody. Old men, middle-aged women, anybody, as long as they were careful about the way they wrote. All that anyone would see were the words, their ideas. Every citizen started equal, on the nets."

Quote_1.png
Donna Grant

"We...advance toward a state of society in which not only each man but every impulse in each man claims carte blanche."

Quote_1.png
Donna Grant

"It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable."

Quote_1.png
Donna Grant

"Women who don't like the rules change the rules."

Quote_1.png
Donna Grant

"Large families are communities unto their own."

Explore more quotes by Dave Barry

Quote_1.png
Dave Barry
"We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective."
Quote_1.png
Dave Barry
"Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it."
Quote_1.png
Dave Barry
"It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent."
Quote_1.png
Dave Barry
"I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer."
Quote_1.png
Dave Barry
"Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting."
Quote_1.png
Dave Barry
"And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept: the West."
Quote_1.png
Dave Barry
"American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it."
Quote_1.png
Dave Barry
"As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula."
Quote_1.png
Dave Barry
"I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories."
Quote_1.png
Dave Barry
"Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around."
bottom of page