"When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say."

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"I still held fast to my determination to become a minister; it still seemed to me that that was my duty. I had pledged myself, in my prayers I had given my word to God. How could I therefore break my vow?"

Pierre Loti, French Writer

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Aeschylus, Greek Poet

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"I gave in, and admitted that God was God."

C. S. Lewis, British Author

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"At a certain stage in his evolution, man himself had been able to lay hold upon a higher order of things, which raised him above the level of the beasts that perish, and enabled him to see, at least in the distance, the shining towers of the City of God."

Alfred Noyes, English Poet

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"Feelings are like a color chart that God has given us."

Keith Miller, American Author

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"Do you see how the god always hurls his bolts at the greatest houses and the tallest trees. For he is wont to thwart whatever is greater than the rest."

Herodotus, Greek Historian

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"There was no difference between the behavior of a god and the operations of pure chance."

Thomas Pynchon, American Writer

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"I had something called the back of the chair test. Where I sit, we don't sit like you and I do. I can see a sliver right behind them and they come out and they sit like this like god students and they don't touch the back of the chair."

James Lipton, American Educator

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"Truth is Mormonism. God is the author of it."

Joseph Smith, Jr., American Clergyman

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"My name is Linus, and I am your God."

Linus Torvalds, Finnish Businessman

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"I still held fast to my determination to become a minister; it still seemed to me that that was my duty. I had pledged myself, in my prayers I had given my word to God. How could I therefore break my vow?"

"God's most lordly gift to man is decency of mind."

"I gave in, and admitted that God was God."

"At a certain stage in his evolution, man himself had been able to lay hold upon a higher order of things, which raised him above the level of the beasts that perish, and enabled him to see, at least in the distance, the shining towers of the City of God."

"Feelings are like a color chart that God has given us."

"Do you see how the god always hurls his bolts at the greatest houses and the tallest trees. For he is wont to thwart whatever is greater than the rest."

"There was no difference between the behavior of a god and the operations of pure chance."

"I had something called the back of the chair test. Where I sit, we don't sit like you and I do. I can see a sliver right behind them and they come out and they sit like this like god students and they don't touch the back of the chair."

"Truth is Mormonism. God is the author of it."

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"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."

"I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him."

"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."

"A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student."

"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."

"My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!"

"Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to."

"You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready."

"This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest."

"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."