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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."
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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."
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"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"
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"I'm a sucker for a funny script. And then, as soon as I don't wanna be, one comes along and grabs me."
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: 'not sexy,' 'not funny,' 'too intense,' desperate.' All those labels they gave me, I took them because there wasn't a trace of my true self left."
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"The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London."
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"At boarding school you had to wear your name across your chest and your back, and obviously I had a pretty funny name. It wasn't Brown or Smith or Hughes."
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"I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations."
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"Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?"
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"We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes."
Funny

"And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie."
Truth

"I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money."
Money

"Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy."
People

"Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries."
Mother

"My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever."
Ability

"We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out."
Deep

"I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine."
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"There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky."
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