"One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control."

Control, Birth control

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"One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control."

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"If I choose to take the pen from God and write the story of my life without Him, I better have plenty of erasers and a whole lot of white-out. Better yet, I should invest in a good shredder."

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"It is sad, people what to control others. But they have not learned to know their soul."

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Debasish Mridha, American Author

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"We don't do what we want to, we do what we are allowed to."

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