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"One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control."
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"It is possible to be a puppet on a string, controlled by hidden forces."
"There is always the potential to manage every element of your reality."
"Americans have a special horror of letting things happen their own way without interference. They would like to jump down their stomachs digest the food and shovel the shit out."
"Intentions are the only thing they care about. They try to make you think they care about what you do, but they don't. They don't want you to act a certain way, they want you to think a certain way. So you're easy to understand. So you wont pose a threat to them."
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"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife."
"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."
"At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't."
"A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home."
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