"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."

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"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."

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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."

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"The statements of four witnesses of unquestioned integrity, traveling with me that day, attest that such comments were never made and confirm that it simply did not happen."

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"Trees go wandering forth in all directions with every wind, going and coming like ourselves, traveling with us around the sun two million miles a day, and through space heaven knows how fast and far!"

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"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all."

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"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."

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"With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!"

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"Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success."

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"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."

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"Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'"

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"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!"

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