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"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."
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"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."
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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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"Better one's House be too little one day than too big all the Year after."
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"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."
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"It was between the ages of 14 and 20 and I started off not eating at all, maybe an apple a day."
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"It's not what you do once in a while, it's what you do day in and day out that makes the difference."
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"I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes, After the day's great sun!"
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"Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead."
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"I shall omit former particulars, and begin with informing the Reader, that, in 1792, I was strangely visited, by day and night, concerning what was coming upon the whole earth."
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"We want to shut down the day laborer site. This day laborer site undermines and violates federal immigration law, and it can't go forward."
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"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
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"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."
Humor

"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."
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"With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!"
Luck

"If you can laugh together, you can work together."
Work

"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."
American

"A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in."
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"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
Politicians

"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
Graduation

"Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success."
Success
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