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Joan Rivers

"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."

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"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."

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"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once."

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"Time, motion and wine cause sleep."

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"I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time."

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"The future is what matters - because one never reaches it, but always stays in the present - like the White Queen who had to run like the wind to remain in the same spot."

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"Concepts, like individuals, have their histories and are just as incapable of withstanding the ravages of time as are individuals. But in and through all this they retain a kind of homesickness for the scenes of their childhood."

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"Here or henceforward it is all the same to me, I accept Time absolutely."

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"Time takes it all whether you want it to or not, time takes it all. Time bares it away, and in the end there is only darkness. Sometimes we find others in that darkness, and sometimes we lose them there again."

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"If you realize too acutely how valuable time is, you are too paralyzed to do anything."

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"For the first time perhaps since Margaret Thatcher, we will have at the head of the Conservative Party someone who is genuinely an equal match for Tony Blair."

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"Time is a created thing. To say, "I don't have time" is like saying "I don't want to."

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"Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."
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"It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom."
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"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."
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"The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found."
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"Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds."
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"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"
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"Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be."
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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds."
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"Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too."
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