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Joan Rivers

"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."

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"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."

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"Today is a gift. Today is all I have. I be fully awake in today."

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"Time passes..and a billion lives are affected in ways we'll never know."

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds."
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"Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds."
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"Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be."
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"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."
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"It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom."
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"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress."
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"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."
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"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
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"Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."
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"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."
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