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"Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?"
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"I can be an arrogant people If I have to, or when the situation demands me to act so.It is one way for me to make arrogance useful.So if I know not people well, I don't judge them."
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"Better not perceive yourselves too high, O humans.We only value mankind as our experimentation object."
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"Obsessional does not necessarily mean sexual obsession, not even obsession for this, or for that in particular; to be an obsessional means to find oneself caught in a mechanism, in a trap increasingly demanding and endless."
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"I've learned to get really good at this - say one thing when I'm thinking about something else, act like I'm listening when I'm not, pretend to be calm and happy when I'm really freaking out. It's one of the skills you perfect as you get older."
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"The pretence leads up to the real thing. When you are not feeling particularly friendly but know you ought to be, the best thing you can do, very often, is put on a friendly manner and behave as if you were a nicer person than you actually are. And in a few minutes, as we have all noticed, you will be really feeling friendlier than you were. Very often the only way to get a quality in reality is to start behaving as if you had it already."
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"If the announcer can produce the impression that he is a gentleman he may pronounce as he pleases."
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"No man is exempt from saying silly things, the mischief is to say them deliberately."
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"By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy."
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"ARE YOU CRAZY?" I ASKED. He gave me the same wordless look he always did when I asked that question."
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"For the most expensive way to realize an orgasm, men open their wallets. For the cheapest, they close their eyes."
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"So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it."
Food

"There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do."
Time

"If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life."
Life

"Reality continues to ruin my life."
Life

"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."
Life

"Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it's less wasteful."
Ethics

"I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky."
Loneliness

"Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze 'em?"
Curiosity

"When a person pauses in mid-sentence to choose a word, that's the best time to jump in and change the subject! It's like an interception in football! You grab the others guy's idea and run the opposite way with it! The more sentences you complete, the higher your score! The idea is to block the other guy's thoughts and express your own! That's how you win!Conversations aren't contests!Ok, a point for you, but I'm still ahead."
Communication

"If you can't win by reason, go for volume."
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