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Lenny Bruce

"Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it."

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"Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it."

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Lenny Bruce
"Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it."

Time

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Lenny Bruce
"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die."

Beach

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Lenny Bruce
"Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God."

God

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Lenny Bruce
"The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them."

People

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Lenny Bruce
"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."

Children

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Lenny Bruce
"I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do."

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Lenny Bruce
"When you're eight years old nothing is your business."

Business

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Lenny Bruce
"If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone."

First

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Lenny Bruce
"The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is."

People

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Lenny Bruce
"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up."

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Aberjhani

"We cannot measure time. We can only measure changes of life and the universe."

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Personal Development

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Aberjhani

"I wouldn't ask too much of her,' I ventured. 'You can't change the past.''Can't change the past?' he cried incredulously. 'Why of course you can!"

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Aberjhani

"Life is a bubble in the ocean of time. At the same time, it can hold all the water of the ocean in her heart."

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Aberjhani

"Wouldn't it be amazing if you could travel into the future, see where you messed up, and then go back in time to rearrange things in order to make your future better? You can. If you can foresee regret, you can mind-travel to the future. If you can train yourself to mind-travel effectively, you can intentionally affect your future by doing something about it today."

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Aberjhani

"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in, forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day. You shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."

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Aberjhani

"A broad margin of leisure is as beautiful in a man's life as in a book. Haste makes waste, no less in life than in housekeeping. Keep the time, observe the hours of the universe, not of the cars."

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Aberjhani

"Time takes it all whether you want it to or not, time takes it all. Time bares it away, and in the end there is only darkness. Sometimes we find others in that darkness, and sometimes we lose them there again."

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Aberjhani

"God had infinite time to give us.... He cut it up into a near succession of new mornings and with each therefore a new idea new inventions and new applications."

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Aberjhani

"Time is the greatest and longest-established spinner of all. ... His factory is a secret place his work noiseless and his hands are mutes."

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Aberjhani

"Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke."

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