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"There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own."
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"Where you raise your children isn't as important as how you raise your children."
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Personal Development
"Parents are often so busy with the physical rearing of children that they miss the glory of parenthood, just as the grandeur of the trees is lost when raking leaves."
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"I went to Brooklyn College and met this beautiful Jewish girl named Merle, with dark hair, exotic looking and brilliant. So we got married and had three children."
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"I was like one of those nauseatingly nice children. I was very, very well behaved and boring."
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"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up."
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Personal Development
"I want the privilege of guiding the arrows of my children and giving them the exhortations that can shoot them into the high place."
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Personal Development
"Children dwell in their dreams. Get them the wings and they'll fly."
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"The first half of our lives are ruined by our parents and the second half by our children."
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"Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt."
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"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
Children
"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."
Woman
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
Home
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Medical
"Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves."
Age
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."
Smile
"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
Husband
"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."
Baseball
"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."
Home
"Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children."
Work
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