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"Cullen is up there killing my children. He's killing everyone."
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"More than Captain America your kids need Amelia Earhart " more than Ant Man, they need Abraham Lincoln - more than Green Arrow they need Gandhi " more than Iron Man they need Isaac Newton."
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"There is no overt rivalry among our children."
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"Children wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong."
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"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going."
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"It's shameful what's happening in this country in terms of what we deny our children."
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"I do very well three things: my job, stupidities and children."
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"As we read the school reports on our children, we realize a sense of relief that can rise to delight that thank Heaven nobody is reporting in this fashion on us."
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"When our Lord says, we must be converted and become as little children, I suppose he means also, that we must be sensible of our weakness, comparatively speaking, as a little child."
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"I grew up in Queens and New Jersey. I started doing children's theater when I was seven to get out of school because I didn't fit in."
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"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
Blood

"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
Children

"It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core."
Beauty

"The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you."
Reason

"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."
Anger

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
Bed

"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."
Time

"You know you're old if your walker has an airbag."
Old

"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."
Baseball

"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
Husband
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