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"I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry."
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"Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues."
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"You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic."
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"In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around."
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"I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry."
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"Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!"
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"This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they'd be a great toy. So... just batteries aren't included."
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"I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one."
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"There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere."
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"You're gonna be like Aquaman? she asked. "Get the fish to fight for you?"Thanks, Percy said. "I haven't heard enough Aquaman jokes for one lifetime."
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"I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes."
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"I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry."
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"In the last couple of years, I guess I've spent six figures on clothes. I figure I spend a lot of time shopping. Eight to ten days a month, I go out and buy. Yeah, I guess you could say that I'm a real clothes whore."
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"It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there."
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