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"I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry."
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"Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!"
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"A civil servant doesn't make jokes."
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"I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this."
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"I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry."
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"My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe."
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"You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic."
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"Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues."
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"I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me."
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"There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere."
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"This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they'd be a great toy. So... just batteries aren't included."
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"In the last couple of years, I guess I've spent six figures on clothes. I figure I spend a lot of time shopping. Eight to ten days a month, I go out and buy. Yeah, I guess you could say that I'm a real clothes whore."
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"I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry."
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"It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there."
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