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Ramana Pemmaraju

"There is never a bad joke, it's adressing to a wrong audience that makes it look bad!"

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"There is never a bad joke, it's adressing to a wrong audience that makes it look bad!"

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"Call it Irony or destiny of life, but the fact is I failed to make a living from what 'I loved doing the most' nor did I justify for what I was paid for!"
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"Mind's ultimate objective is to dominate, be careful where and how you use it!"
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"Always remember it's never about the other, the whole effort is to find your true self 'through' the other. In fact whenever your focus shifts from YOU to the other, there is bondage which will result in pain and anguish. The other is just a medium through which you can reach your interiority. Never be obsessed for them, for that would lead to a self invited hell."
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"Only when you go beyond Mind, will you be able to respect the energy that inhabits us; until then you will either exploit others with your energy or will deplete your energy, leading a purposeless life!"
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"It's not about quoting somebody else's words - Its about creating yourself!"
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