"There is never a bad joke, it's adressing to a wrong audience that makes it look bad!"

Humor, Audience, Perception, Expression

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"There is never a bad joke, it's adressing to a wrong audience that makes it look bad!"

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"Beware of your thoughts, for they are not YOU!"

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"Choose your audience wisely, for its not your performance that varies but their response is what matters!"

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"Mind's ultimate objective is to dominate, be careful where and how you use it!"

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"Always remember it's never about the other, the whole effort is to find your true self 'through' the other. In fact whenever your focus shifts from YOU to the other, there is bondage which will result in pain and anguish. The other is just a medium through which you can reach your interiority. Never be obsessed for them, for that would lead to a self invited hell."

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