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"People are pretty forgiving when it comes to other people's families. The only family that ever horrifies you is your own."

"A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment you're past it."

"When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment, and they're going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture."

"On TV people look at your hair and then they look at your skin, and then they look at your clothes, and by the time they're listening to what you're saying, you're off the screen."

"The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling nothing at all."

"Earth was not built for six billion people all running around and being passionate about things. The world was built for about two million people foraging for roots and grubs."
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"Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit."

"It is only because of their stupidity that they are able to be so sure of themselves."

"I have a business appointment that I am anxious... to miss."
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