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"We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs."
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"Hallucinations are bad enough. But after awhile you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth. Most acid fanciers can handle this sort of thing. But nobody can handle that other trip-the possibility that any freak with $1.98 can walk into the Circus-Circus and suddenly appear in the sky over downtown Las Vegas twelve times the size of God, howling anything that comes into his head. No, this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs."

"I think hard drugs are disgusting. But I must say, I think marijuana is pretty lightweight."

"I still don't know anything about drugs, or who takes them, or what happens."

"I'm grateful for doing those drugs, because they kept me from getting laid and I would have gotten AIDS."

"I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs."

"I don't have to say 'Rap it up' every two seconds, or 'Don't do drugs' every two seconds. They know they're not supposed to use drugs, and they know they're supposed to put a condom on."
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"Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand."

"A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me."

"I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies."

"If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want."

"I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now."

"The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching."

"With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend."
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