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"Love is like skydiving without a parachute."
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"A touch of love makes everything better."
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"Trust is important to any relationship and easier to come by if you get a picture of a guy's wife buck naked."

"Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either."

"Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier."

"Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies."

"It's not as if I don't like men, I just have more respect for my washing machine."

"In this town, a successful marriage is one that lasts longer than ice."
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