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"It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often."
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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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"Better one's House be too little one day than too big all the Year after."
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"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."
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"It's not what you do once in a while, it's what you do day in and day out that makes the difference."
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"Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead."
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"I shall omit former particulars, and begin with informing the Reader, that, in 1792, I was strangely visited, by day and night, concerning what was coming upon the whole earth."
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"We want to shut down the day laborer site. This day laborer site undermines and violates federal immigration law, and it can't go forward."
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"At the end of the day, the numbers that we're hearing are not going to be totally correct or not correct at all."
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"Sometimes I'm uncomfortable with the level of fame I've got! It all depends on the day and what's going on. I don't desire any more fame. I don't need it."
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"When I stop working the rest of the day is posthumous. I'm only really alive when I'm writing."
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"I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian."
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"Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!"
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"I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me."
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"There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out."
Home

"I just feed off the energy of the audience."
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"I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized."
Comedy

"Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad."
Birds

"I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation."
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"I'm a walking, talking enigma."
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"It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy."
People
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