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Scott Stabile

"Often we have to remind our minds that the job of asshole is already taken."

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"Pardon my French if you're a religious man.''I am,' Bill said, grinning.'Then get outta my cab and go to fucking church,' the cabbie said, and they both burst out laughing."

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"Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? Youtake delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves.""You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. Theyare my old friends. I have heard you mention them with considerationthese last twenty years at least."

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"You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country."

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"April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four."

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