"You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you're the greatest thing ever. This tells you something very important about dogs: They are not very bright."

Loyalty, Humor, Dogs, Satire

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"You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you're the greatest thing ever. This tells you something very important about dogs: They are not very bright."

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"You don't start out writing good stuff. You start out writing crap and thinking it's good stuff, and then gradually you get better at it. That's why I say one of the most valuable traits is persistence."

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"My people - before I was changed - they exchanged this as a sign of devotion. It's a Claddagh ring. The hands represent friendship; the crown represents loyalty... and the heart... Well, you know... Wear it with the heart pointing towards you. It means you belong to somebody. Like this."

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"A disloyal friend is no friend."

Wayne Gerard Trotman, British Author

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"Never, never, never. I am never going to forget you."

Alexandra Bracken, American Writer

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Khaled Hosseini, Afghan Novelist

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"You'd throw yourself in front of a bus for me.She would and he knew it.He knew it and she knew that he felt that knowledge burrow deep and he liked it.Elle felt tears stinging the backs of her eyes, her body melted into his,her arms tightened around him and she whispered back, 'Yes,Pren,though I hope I never get the chance."

Kristen Ashley, American Novelist

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"This whole tribal loyalty seems to have gone."

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"Americanism demands loyalty to the teacher and respect for his lesson."

Bainbridge Colby, American Public Servant

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"A sworn sworn owes his liege our service and obedience, but this is madness."

George R. R. Martin, American Author

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"Pick a side or create new one ! Otherwise be a coward or traitor."

Toba Beta, Indonesian Author

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