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"I feel I'm as qualified for office as any of the other comedians who are running."
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"For some time I've had my eye on Tom McCall's seat - which is a great deal more than he's had on it."
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"A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers."
Wedding
"Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin."
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"Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart."
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"I feel I'm as qualified for office as any of the other comedians who are running."
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"I wanted to do - there was this film called 'Magic' that Anthony Hopkins did. And the director wanted me. The writer wanted me. Joe Levine said no, I don't want any comedians in this."
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"I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction."
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"But it's fun to be something, have that, and you don't have to be real. It's like, comedians. They go on and they're doing all these jokes. I would be like that if I were more awake."
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"My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens."
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"The real good comedians, like Chaplin, would make you laugh and a second later, cry."
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"Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff."
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"You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourselves seriously on any level; we're just comedians."
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"That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50."
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