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John Glenn

"There is still no cure for the common birthday."

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"This is a day we have managed to avoid for a quarter of a century."
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"There is still no cure for the common birthday."

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"What do you think they're going to do to us when they find us guilty?" she says after a few minutes of silence have passed."Honestly?""Does now seem like the time for honesty?"I look at her from the corner of my eye. "I think they're going to force us to eat lots of cake and then take an unreasonably long nap."

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