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"It's fine to have anal sex as long as you're not in high school."
"For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy."
"And, of course, they've always condemned dancing. You know, you might touch a member of the opposite sex. And you might get excited and you might do something natural."
"Okay we both know... what happens... with sex... different places... different time... different date... different rooms... the biatch is still bitchy.... very bitchy as pitchy.... The agony - DOOOOOO YOU FEEL IT?- wE JUST PREDICTED THE FUTURE!"
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"I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig."
"When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it."
"It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in."
"Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that."
"Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD."
"I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion."
"My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends."
"The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage."
"I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with."
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