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"Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting."

"Kemp: I demonstrated conclusively this morning that invisibility--I.M: Never mind what YOU'VE DEMONSTRATED!--I'm starving, said the voice, and the night is--chilly for a man without clothes."

"I hope you're not smoking in front of her,' Lucia says to him.'Yeah, I lie in bed and puff in her face, Lucia,' he says, irritated."

"Niagara ... is the first disappointment in the married life of many Americans who spend their honeymoon there."
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"The black man today will only find solitude in one place: prison. ironically, he becomes most free while incarcerated."

"It's crazy. My life has been full of fun and adventure. but i love meeting people who make me feel like I've done nothing."

"As an artist, one of the toughest things to do is getting someone to understand why you think the way you think. And as much as i don't wanna care what they think about my thinking, it comes down to making them understand or watching them leave."

"I have to believe in reincarnation. believing that I'll be in one place forever is a hell in itself."

"I wish I didn't need words to speak to her. They sometimes hold very different meanings for us both."

"If they knew how much you kept inside to keep from hurting them, but hurting yourself instead, maybe they'd love you more."

"What you don't think about when you're planning for children is when you're going to teach them how not to be killed."

"If you weren't built for this life, you'd be dead by now. i think the problem is people don't share enough of their pain with the world, so they never know who else is in pain, too, and what others are going through. we're never really alone in anything."
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