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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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"Try evolving as much as you cry."
Healing
"Because when the night gets here, I'll be the youngest I'll ever be again, so I will laugh and celebrate relative youth."
Youth
"I don't trust people without books or questions."
Knowledge
"Real artist cannot be blackmailed. I suspect they've been confessing shit all their life."
Art
"My heart isn't big enough to care for the oppressors."
Justice
"I have yet to go through a struggle I didn't smile at later."
Resilience
"Even the Us's are Them's."
Society
"Sex separation in the classroom leads to a bullshit socio-economic situation perpetuated by people with good intentions."
Education
"We should fall in love. Love each other enough to shit at the same time on the same toilet."
Humor
"I remember reading article about the woman in that Oakland neighborhood who lost all her children to violence. I wondered why'd she keep living there after the first one was killed. Didn't she care about the others?Today, I zoomed out and wondered why I'm still in America."
Society
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