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Darnell Lamont Walker

"My attraction to heavy church-goers has more to do with me wanting to see who'd win the fight, me or god."

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"My attraction to heavy church-goers has more to do with me wanting to see who'd win the fight, me or god."

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"I wish I didn't need words to speak to her. They sometimes hold very different meanings for us both."
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"If they knew how much you kept inside to keep from hurting them, but hurting yourself instead, maybe they'd love you more."
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