"Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them."

Humor, Jokes

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"Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them."

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"I do what I do because of Walt Disney - his films and his theme park and his characters and his joy in entertaining."

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"I believe in the nobility of entertaining people and I take great, great pride that people are willing to give me two or three hours of their busy lives."

People

"Animation is the one type of movie that really does play for the entire audience. Our challenge is to make stories that connect for kids and adults."

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"Never in the history of cinema has a medium entertained an audience. It's what you do with the medium."

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"There is such amazing talent at Disney. My job is 100% creative, and I am very excited to creatively lead them."

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"Every single Pixar film, at one time or another, has been the worst movie ever put on film. But we know. We trust our process. We don't get scared and say, 'Oh, no, this film isn't working.'"

Time

"I quickly realized that this medium had a lot to offer someone like me. To do Disney-quality hand-drawn cartoons, you have to be a master of two art forms. Seriously, you have to be able to draw like a Leonardo da Vinci or a Michelangelo. But also you have to know movement and timing and control that through 24 frames a second."

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"I realized that people make cartoons for a living. It had never dawned on me that you could do this as a career."

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"Walt Disney had always tried to get more dimension in his animation and when I saw these tapes, I thought, This is it! This is what Walt was waiting for! But when I looked around, nobody at the studio at the time was even halfway interested in it."

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"We make the kind of movies we like to watch. I love to laugh. I love to be amazed by how beautiful it is. But I also love to be moved to tears. There's lots of heart in our films."

Love