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"Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them."
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"Don't panic. Are you sitting? You probably don't need to sit. Well, possibly. At least lean on something."
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"At this, Gansey rolled over onto his back and folded his hands on his chest. He wore a salmon polo shirt, which, in Blue's opinion, was far more hellish than anything they'd discussed to this point."
"Lovemaking is a big grammatical error, i think it should be, LustMaking."
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"I do what I do because of Walt Disney - his films and his theme park and his characters and his joy in entertaining."
"In dire economic times, movies are relatively inexpensive entertainment for the whole family."
"Every single Pixar film, at one time or another, has been the worst movie ever put on film. But we know. We trust our process. We don't get scared and say, 'Oh, no, this film isn't working.'"
"I quickly realized that this medium had a lot to offer someone like me. To do Disney-quality hand-drawn cartoons, you have to be a master of two art forms. Seriously, you have to be able to draw like a Leonardo da Vinci or a Michelangelo. But also you have to know movement and timing and control that through 24 frames a second."
"Sure, they were simple desk lamps with only a minimal amount of movement, but you could immediately tell that Luxo Jr. was a baby, and that the big one was his mother. In that short little film, computer animation went from a novelty to a serious tool for filmmaking."
"If you're sitting in your minivan, playing your computer animated films for your children in the back seat, is it the animation that's entertaining you as you drive and listen? No, it's the storytelling. That's why we put so much importance on story. No amount of great animation will save a bad story."
"There is such amazing talent at Disney. My job is 100% creative, and I am very excited to creatively lead them."
"We make the kind of movies we like to watch. I love to laugh. I love to be amazed by how beautiful it is. But I also love to be moved to tears. There's lots of heart in our films."
"I love movies that make me cry, because they're tapping into a real emotion in me, and I always think afterwards: how did they do that?"
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