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"Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them."
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"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."

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"Animation is the only thing I ever wanted to do in my whole life. I have no desire for live-action or anything else."

"If you're sitting in your minivan, playing your computer animated films for your children in the back seat, is it the animation that's entertaining you as you drive and listen? No, it's the storytelling. That's why we put so much importance on story. No amount of great animation will save a bad story."

"There is such amazing talent at Disney. My job is 100% creative, and I am very excited to creatively lead them."

"I do what I do because of Walt Disney - his films and his theme park and his characters and his joy in entertaining."

"I quickly realized that this medium had a lot to offer someone like me. To do Disney-quality hand-drawn cartoons, you have to be a master of two art forms. Seriously, you have to be able to draw like a Leonardo da Vinci or a Michelangelo. But also you have to know movement and timing and control that through 24 frames a second."

"In dire economic times, movies are relatively inexpensive entertainment for the whole family."

"I believe in the nobility of entertaining people and I take great, great pride that people are willing to give me two or three hours of their busy lives."

"Never in the history of cinema has a medium entertained an audience. It's what you do with the medium."
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