"If there were a master of stupidity in this world, I would really love to listen to his success story."

Irony, Wisdom, Truth, Humor, Stupidity

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"I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper."

Amit Kalantri, Indian Author

Irony, Values, Wealth, Gold

"Ha, ' I said. 'Oh, ha - ha. Yeah, 'cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?'One, ' said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell."

Charlaine Harris, American Author

Irony, Humor, Dialogue, Surprise

"Bless you with the curse to remain busy always."

Amit Abraham, Indian Motivational Speaker

Irony, Life, Humor, Observation, Reflection

"Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops."

Lois Greiman, American Author

Irony, Knowledge, Violence, Power

"It is not true that the English invented cricket as a way of making all other human endeavors look interesting and lively, that was merely an unintended side effect."

Bill Bryson, American Writer

Irony, Humor, Tradition, Sports

"Searching through Monster.com while on the clock feels like being on Tinder while still married."

Crystal Woods, American Poet

Irony, Work, Escape, Humor

"Alas, Siddhartha, I see you suffering, but you're suffering a pain at which one would like to laugh, at which you'll soon laugh for yourself."

Hermann Hesse, German Novelist

Irony, Suffering, Humor, Love, Emotion

"And what's the irony?...In the end... we call the enemy friends... the fake people again friends... should I continue here with the words?"

Deyth Banger, American Blogger

Irony, Truth, Life, Wisdom

"I'm sucking on a cancer stick trying to think of something inspiring to say to help someone have a better life. That's "Irony"."

Stanley Victor Paskavich, American Politician

Irony, Cancer, Life, Help

"Miss Bingley's congratulations to her brother, on his approaching marriage, were all that was affectionate and insincere."

Jane Austen, British Writer

Irony, Affection, Politeness, Love, Marriage

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"General..behold the future of weaponry.""What the hell I am seeing here, Colonel?""It's..technologart of ancient weaponry, Sir!""It's..what?"

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"I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper."

"Ha, ' I said. 'Oh, ha - ha. Yeah, 'cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?'One, ' said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell."

"Bless you with the curse to remain busy always."

"Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops."

"It is not true that the English invented cricket as a way of making all other human endeavors look interesting and lively, that was merely an unintended side effect."

"Searching through Monster.com while on the clock feels like being on Tinder while still married."

"Alas, Siddhartha, I see you suffering, but you're suffering a pain at which one would like to laugh, at which you'll soon laugh for yourself."

"And what's the irony?...In the end... we call the enemy friends... the fake people again friends... should I continue here with the words?"

"I'm sucking on a cancer stick trying to think of something inspiring to say to help someone have a better life. That's "Irony"."

"Miss Bingley's congratulations to her brother, on his approaching marriage, were all that was affectionate and insincere."

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"General..behold the future of weaponry.""What the hell I am seeing here, Colonel?""It's..technologart of ancient weaponry, Sir!""It's..what?"