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"The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job."
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"Rogerson," I asked him sweetly as we sat watching a video in the pool house, "where would I find the pelagic zone?""In the open sea," he said. "Now shut up and eat your Junior Mints."
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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."
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"A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing."
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"Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one."
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"England has forty-two religions and only two sauces."
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"God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh."
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"Stupidity is brief and guileless, while wit equivocates and hides. Wit is a scoundrel, while stupidity is honest and sincere."
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"I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea."
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"Southern DADDY-Dandy At Doin' Diapers Y'all!"
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"He is limp and damp and milder than the breath of a cow."
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"When your desires are strong enough you will appear to possess superhuman powers to achieve."
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"One must marry one's feelings to one's beliefs and ideas. That is probably the only way to achieve a measure of harmony in one's life."
Faith

"The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail."
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"Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success."
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"Edison failed 10, 000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times."
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"Education comes from within; you get it by struggle and effort and thought."
Education

"Any idea, plan, or purpose may be placed in the mind through repetition of thought."
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"Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements."
Dream

"Success in its highest and noblest form calls for peace of mind and enjoyment and happiness which come only to the man who has found the work that he likes best."
Success

"Man, alone, has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true."
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