"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

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"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

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"As far as loneliness, I feel Los Angeles and its layout, having to drive everywhere - it is a lonely place. It's an isolated city in that respect because you're driving to places alone listening to the radio."

Jason Schwartzman, American Actor

Driving, Listening, Loneliness, Lonely

"I found my first novel difficult. I don't want to make it sound like it's any more difficult than driving a cab or going to any other job, but there are so many opportunities for self-doubt, that you just kind of need to soldier on."

Anthony Doerr, American Writer

Driving, First, Job, Self

"I'm easy driving, But I'm not a person who loves living pleasantly above all else. I'm not that way at all. I might think I'm that, but I'm not really that."

Ray Davies, English Musician

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"Composing is like driving down a foggy road toward a house. Slowly you see more details of the house-the color of the slates and bricks, the shape of the windows. The notes are the bricks and the mortar of the house."

Benjamin Britten, English Composer

Driving, Road, Windows

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."

Tim Vine, British Comedian

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"I quit driving, I'm not retired."

Richard Petty, American Athlete

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"Cultivating literature as I do upon a little oatmeal, and driving, when in a position to be driven at all, in that humble vehicle, the 'bus, I have had, perhaps, exceptional opportunities for observing their mutual position and behaviour; and it is very peculiar."

James Payn, English Novelist

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"I started by looking everything up in a Star Trek dictionary so I knew what I was talking about, but you can't do that because they talk in circles, and half of it doesn't make sense, so you'll just end up driving yourself more insane."

Jeri Ryan, American Actress

Driving, End, Sense, Talk

"I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don't think I had committed to it, even though I was driving everywhere, every night, just trying to get on stage."

Todd Barry, American Comedian

Driving, Night, Trying

"This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow."

Aaron Allston, American Novelist

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"In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem."

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"I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in."

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"Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid. Then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same words that hurt can heal. It's a matter of how you pick them."

Philosophy

"No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to."

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"Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple."

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"I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy."

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"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."

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"I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share."

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"It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn't afford to do experiments in order to prove theories. We just believed everything. Actually, I think that class was called Religion. Religion class was always an easy class. All you had to do was suspend the logic and reasoning you were being taught in all the other classes."

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