"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

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"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

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"As far as loneliness, I feel Los Angeles and its layout, having to drive everywhere - it is a lonely place. It's an isolated city in that respect because you're driving to places alone listening to the radio."

Jason Schwartzman, American Actor

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"This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow."

Aaron Allston, American Novelist

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"The driving force behind the liberal counter-offensive in Europe has been a reaction against irresponsibility."

Jacques Delors, French Economist

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"It allows you to say things that sound very dramatic and get away with it. If you had characters in modern fiction say the same things as they're driving down the street in an Oldsmobile they'd sound ludicrous!"

Terry Goodkind, American Writer

Driving, Fiction, Sound

"Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash."

Dave Barry, American Journalist

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"With the marketing pressures driving the book world today, it's much easier to get the author of a memoir on a television show than a serious novelist."

David Halberstam, American Journalist

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"I always think about what I missed, and I think that was my driving force - never be satisfied with what I've done."

Thierry Henry, French Athlete

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"I found my first novel difficult. I don't want to make it sound like it's any more difficult than driving a cab or going to any other job, but there are so many opportunities for self-doubt, that you just kind of need to soldier on."

Anthony Doerr, American Writer

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"Composing is like driving down a foggy road toward a house. Slowly you see more details of the house-the color of the slates and bricks, the shape of the windows. The notes are the bricks and the mortar of the house."

Benjamin Britten, English Composer

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"Mind your driving."

L. M. Heroux, American Author

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"Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name."

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"It's never just a game when you're winning."

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"I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. Words are my work, they're my play. They're my passion. Words are all we have really. We have thoughts, but thoughts are fluid. And, then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for that thought. So be careful with words. The same words that hurt can heal."

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"Do you know why hurricanes have names instead of numbers? To keep the killing personal. No one cares about a bunch of people killed by a number. '200 Dead as Number Three Slams Ashore' is not nearly as interesting a headline as 'Charlie kills 200.' Death is much more satisfying and entertaining if you personalize it.Me, I'm still waitin' for Hurricane Ed. Old Ed wouldn't hurt ya, would he? Sounds kinda friendly. 'Hell no, we ain't evacuatin'. Ed's comin'!"

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"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."

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"Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It's because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time."

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"On school uniforms Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German."

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