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"The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show... Cops would come by - often just in time to see the act they wanted to see."
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"We cannot measure time. We can only measure changes of life and the universe."
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"I wouldn't ask too much of her,' I ventured. 'You can't change the past.''Can't change the past?' he cried incredulously. 'Why of course you can!"
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"Life is a bubble in the ocean of time. At the same time, it can hold all the water of the ocean in her heart."
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"God had infinite time to give us.... He cut it up into a near succession of new mornings and with each therefore a new idea new inventions and new applications."
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"Time is the greatest and longest-established spinner of all. ... His factory is a secret place his work noiseless and his hands are mutes."
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"Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke."
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"The value of time is immeasurable."
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"Sometimes I feel like if you just watch things, just sit still and let the world exist in front of you - sometimes I swear that just for a second time freezes and the world pauses in its tilt. Just for a second. And if you somehow found a way to live in that second, then you would live forever."
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"Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one's Tuesday."
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"Here is one fact 1 minute to finish the class, 1 day to die, one day behind that fact, one day in that fact, one day before my birthday will come, one day before I will finish... (So far one day is popular... that's a fact called itself zipf law... )...Call it how you want, but for my it's zipfy law!"
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"If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you."
Children
"Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?"
Age
"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself."
Censorship
"I think I'd be pretty easy to write for."
Pretty
"Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing."
People
"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it."
People
"It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear."
Want
"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"
Cause
"The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show... Cops would come by - often just in time to see the act they wanted to see."
Time
"Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful."
Comedy
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