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Roseanne Barr

"There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect."

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"There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect."

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"The longest tenured First LOVE and Greatest TEACHER, in-fact life long, is none the other, but Mother."

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"A mother's love is more beautiful than any fresh flower."

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"Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequence than to have a really affectionate mother."

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"My mother was a jazz fanatic and she wanted me to play the piano so I could play jazz tunes. I wish I had learned but I was too busy getting into trouble!"

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"One girl who stands out was this Miami stripper. She still lives with her mother and father, and they know she strips. They call her by her stripper name, Freaky Red."

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"I don't know anyone who curses the way they do on the Sopranos. Not in an Italian household. I never said the word hell in front of my mother."

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"I heard stories from my mother's mother who was an American Indian. She was spiritual, although she did not go to church, but she had the hum. She used to tell me stories of the rivers."

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"Vincente understood all too well what was happening to Liza; he had gone through it 40 years earlier with my mother."

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"The eyebrow pencil and false eyelashes were essential; my mother didn't feel dressed without them."

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"My mother's suicide attempts were a way to release anxiety and get attention. Some of the attempts were drug reactions she didn't even remember later on."

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"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."
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"I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job."
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"I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life."
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"A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego."
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"I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job."
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"I was completely nuts for most of my life."
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it."
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"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
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"I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them."
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"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."
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