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"That was his mother. When she wasn't crying over the breakfast cereal, she was laughing about killing herself."

"The third lesson and tip actually comes from two of my favorite political philosophers: Mao Tse-tung and Mother Theresa - not often coupled with each other, but the two people I turn to most to basically deliver a simple point which is 'you're going to make choices; you're going to challenge; you're going to say why not; you're going to figure out how to do things that have never been done before."

"I had to get in touch with the source, I had to go back into my abandonment issues with my mother, I had to go into issues with my father I hadn't even looked at before."
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"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."

"I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life."

"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"

"My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel."

"Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with."

"I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them."

"A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego."

"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."
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