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"Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequence than to have a really affectionate mother."

"Vincente understood all too well what was happening to Liza; he had gone through it 40 years earlier with my mother."

"The eyebrow pencil and false eyelashes were essential; my mother didn't feel dressed without them."
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"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."


"I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life."


"A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego."


"I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them."


"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."
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