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"I loved Australia. I was very successful there."
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"When you focus on diligence and hard work miracle will come to you."
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"You want to achieve your dreams early, right? I know of only one back door; that's HARDWORK. Only few people use that entrance so the advantage is that there is no or less traffic there!"
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"The Western world's sole objective seems to be success, status, security, self-indulgence, pleasure, and comfort."
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"Success is deliberate. It doesn't come as an accident. What you work for is what you achieve. Faith without work is a vain hope."
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"I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. I am more compelled to get back to work than if I had a success."
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"If you really want to grow great, you need to avoid costly pleasures and preserve your future treasures."
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"The positioning of the mind is what makes the difference between the failures and the successes."
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"You multiply your life when you invest it."
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"Christians are becoming disengaged in following the Scripture that tells us not to conform to the world's system."
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"Success has ruined many a man."
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"I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don't think I had committed to it, even though I was driving everywhere, every night, just trying to get on stage."
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"I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage."
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"I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work."
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"I loved Australia. I was very successful there."
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"I will not be misquoted!"
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"I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable."
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"I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians."
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"People in New York love having roof parties."
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"I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right."
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"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
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