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"The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats."
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"The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats."
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"The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too."
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"As I've said repeatedly, Republicans are very good at describing things in black and white; Democrats are very good at describing the 11 shades of gray."
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"The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror."
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"The environment is better and better for Democrats."
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"It's not like Massachusetts, where they're baptized Democrats."
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"The last thing they want is a revitalized economy now. I'm not saying the Democrats don't want a strong economy. Don't misunderstand. They just don't want it now."
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"The real problem that I think those of us who are evangelicals and Democrats have to face up to is that the political right controls the religious media."
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"Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'"
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"Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party. They are the only Democrats with any convictions."
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"There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail."
Politics
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
Funny
"An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh."
People
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
Ignorance
"Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth."
People
"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."
Government
"I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one."
War
"Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth."
Being
"There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in."
Man
"It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts."
Man
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