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Phyllis Diller

"The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you."

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"The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you."

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Amber Hurdle

"No emotion is, in itself, a judgement; in that sense all emotions and sentiments are alogical. but they can be reasonable or unreasonable as they conform to Reason or fail to conform. The heart never takes the place of the head: but it can, and should, obey it."

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"If a thing which is believed by billions is against the reason and not supported by the science, it is a great honour not to be amongst those billions!"

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"If I had been born in the medieval times, my subjective union with God and the Universe would have evoked the rise of another Gnostic religion. But, by the grace of Mother Nature, I am born in an era of Science and Reasoning. Hence, I have dissected my own experience of Absolute Divinity as well as the experiences of all the religious giants in my works, in order to discover the physical truth underneath these apparently supernatural experiences."

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Amber Hurdle

"I will no longer argue with the senseless and unreasonable, for they are void of reason and common sense."

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"When everybody worships all sort of religious lies and illogical myths, dare to be there, in the land of reason!"

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"I have no other but a woman's reason. I think him so because I think him so."

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"Reason is the mistress and queen of all things."

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"Nourish your reasoning skills my friend, they are the most effective tool you can ever have in the path of progress."

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"Reason and Faith are not antithetical, but rather synergistic."

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"Play with reason and doubt will close all the gates."

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