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"The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you."
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"I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die."
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"How well he's read, to reason against reading!"
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"No emotion is, in itself, a judgement; in that sense all emotions and sentiments are alogical. but they can be reasonable or unreasonable as they conform to Reason or fail to conform. The heart never takes the place of the head: but it can, and should, obey it."
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"It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into."
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"It is good to be solitary, for solitude is difficult; that something is difficult must be a reason the more for us to do it."
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"But the single overwhelming reason why jails are bursting is longer sentences given for more crimes."
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"If some things don't make you lose your sense of reason, then you have none to lose."
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"The reason we're so dangerous is because we're totally harmless."
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"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason."
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"Warner Bros offered me the next Batman, and the only reason that I didn't do it was because of The Saint."
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"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."
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"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."
Mistake
"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."
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"Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves."
Age
"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."
Thought
"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."
Woman
"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing."
Growing up
"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
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"I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing."
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"The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you."
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