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Jon Stewart

"More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had."

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"More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had."

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Akshay Vasu

"All people have one chance, if there is possibility of other life. It's again one chance your knowledge from the knees up to the head is reset like the games."

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Akshay Vasu

"If I could, I'd write a huge encyclopedia just about the words luck and coincidence."

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Akshay Vasu

"What is the likelihood, of winning the lottery, then lose it all the next day when you step out your front door and get struck by lightning? Probably, very slim, but then anything is possible."

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Akshay Vasu

"I am really looking for a chance to direct. I feel like that's kind of the next frontier for me. I know that it's really hard to do, but I feel like I want to have a chance to try and translate something I've written and try and get a tone across."

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Akshay Vasu

"Valor is of no service, chance rules all, and the bravest often fall by the hands of cowards."

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Akshay Vasu

"Chance, my dear, is the sovereign deity in child-bearing."

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Akshay Vasu

"We've had a chance to be seen by viewers who had never seen us before, and we've kept a lot of them."

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Akshay Vasu

"We are able to find everything in our memory, which is like a dispensary or chemical laboratory in which chance steers our hand sometimes to a soothing drug and sometimes to a dangerous poison."

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Akshay Vasu

"It seemed to me that this might be a great pageant, which would give a chance for a very interesting picture."

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Akshay Vasu

"He is not to pass for a man of reason who stumbles upon reason by chance but he who knows it and can judge it and has a true taste for it."

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Jon Stewart
"I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character."

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Jon Stewart
"Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?"

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Jon Stewart
"You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things."

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Jon Stewart
"I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over."

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Jon Stewart
"The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him."

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Jon Stewart
"Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain."

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Jon Stewart
"I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food."

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Jon Stewart
"Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid."

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Jon Stewart
"There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!"

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Jon Stewart
"I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days."

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