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Jennifer Jones

"If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor."

Jennifer Jones, American Actress
Humor, Life, Sense
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"CHARTERIS [unfolding his arms in terror] No, please. Dont. As a philosopher, it's my business to tell other people the truth; but it's not their business to tell it to me. I dont like it: it hurts."

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Elle Lothlorien, American Novelist
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"Where did you find that one?''I have no idea. I'm a magnet for crazies, I guess.''They must be able to sense a kindred spirit.''Your one to talk. Don't you have more hordes of the undead to lead in a glorious revolution?''Zombies not undead. There's a fine distinction. And no. Right now I'm scouting new talent. The glorious revolution comes tomorrow."

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"I realized women and humor were linked very closely."

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