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"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."
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"This universe is your home. So make your home peaceful by loving, caring and sharing."
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"The universe is a mirror-if you smile at her, she smiles at you with joy."
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"Look at the universe! What do you see? An order? Tranquillity? A divine peace? You fool! You ignorant! Over there, galaxies are colliding, suns are exploding, black holes swallowing stars! Now look at the universe again! What do you see? A disorder? Chaos? Anything savage? You see a hell? Now, you see the truth!"
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"The universe is eager to kindle in you experiences that will enhance and enlighten your consciousness."
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"For us, the greatness of this universe is to give us every means by which we may build our dreams!"
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"As an atom, so is the universe. As is a drop of water, so is an ocean."
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"And suddenly you realize: you are in every dot of the universe vanishing and arising."
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"The universe created me to see its own beauty through my eyes."
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"There were only the great diamonds and sapphires and emerald mists and velvet inks of space, with God's voice mingling among the crystal fires."
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"I don't pretend to understand the Universe - it's a great deal bigger than I am."
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"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."
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"You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar."
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"Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established."
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"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."
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"The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept."
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"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
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"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."
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"I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories."
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
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