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"Really high-minded people are indifferent to happiness, especially other people's."
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"I've given up men. It's true. At first, I was just going to give up attorneys, but that seemed immature - and far too exclusive, so I'm playing it safe and giving up all the penis-carrying humans."

"All these handsome guys are the same. When they're done combing their goddam hair, they beat it on you."

"It is through experience that I have lost faith in USA law enforcement."

"I know more damn perverts, at schools and all, than anybody you ever met, and they're always being perverty when I'm around."

"The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has - I'm not kidding."

"Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws."

"I may have grown cynical from long service, but this is a tendency I do not like, and I sometimes think I'd rather be a dog and bay at the moon than stay in the Senate another six years and listen to it."

"You're not exactly up for the Humanitarian of the Year award, so save your altruism for someone who can't see through you like cellophane."

"The only activity a cynic will find contagious is yawning, that is, with other people, at other people."
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"Many people when they fall in love look for a little haven of refuge from the world, where they can be sure of being admired when they are not admirable, and praised when they are not praiseworthy."

"We have two kinds of morality side by side: one which we preach but do not practice and the other which we practice but seldom preach."

"In the Second World War he took no public part, having escaped to a neutral country just before its outbreak. In private conversation he was wont to say that homicidal lunatics were well employed in killing each other, but that sensible men would keep out of their way while they were doing it. Fortunately this outlook, which is reminiscent of Bentham, has become rare in this age, which recognizes that heroism has a value independent of its utility. The Last Survivor of a Dead Epoch."

"Mathematics possesses not only truth but supreme beauty - a beauty cold and austere like that of a sculpture."

"Awareness of universals is called conceiving, and a universal of which we are aware is called a concept."

"There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it."

"We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought."
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