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"Really high-minded people are indifferent to happiness, especially other people's."
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"I know more damn perverts, at schools and all, than anybody you ever met, and they're always being perverty when I'm around."
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"Politicians are interested in the health of the people like predators savor live prey."
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"I guess the painkillers wipe out your memory along with your ethics."
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"No matter how kind you are, always expect a few imbeciles."
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"Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws."
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"When young people are cynical, and snarky, they shoot down their own future. When you keep saying "No," all that's left is what other people said "Yes" to before you were born. Really, "No" is no choice at all."
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"Most cynics are really crushed romantics: they've been hurt, they're sensitive, and their cynicism is a shell that's protecting this tiny, dear part in them that's still alive."
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"I've given up men. It's true. At first, I was just going to give up attorneys, but that seemed immature - and far too exclusive, so I'm playing it safe and giving up all the penis-carrying humans."
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"The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has - I'm not kidding."
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"I am most proud of my integrity and least proud of my cynicism."
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"Whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not to be frightened by absurdities."
Philosophy

"The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge."
Life

"A process which led from the amoeba to man appeared to the philosophers to be obviously a progress though whether the amoeba would agree with this opinion is not known."
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"I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex."
Food

"When a man tells you he knows the exact truth about anything, you are safe in inferring he is an inexact man."
Philosophy

"Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist since at least half of the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it."
Morality

"The central problem of our age is how to act decisively in the absence of certainty."
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"The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd."
Fact

"For the young, there is nothing unattainable; a good thing desired with the whole force of a passionate will, and yet impossible, is to them not credible. Yet, by death, by illness, by poverty, or by the voice of duty, we must learn, each one of us, that the world was not made for us, and that, however beautiful may be the things we crave, Fate may nevertheless forbid them. It is the part of courage, when misfortune comes, to bear without regretting the ruin of our hopes, to turn away our thoughts from vain regrets. This degree of submission to power is not only just and right: it is the very gate of wisdom."
Youth

"Philosophy, from the earliest times, has made greater claims, and achieved fewer results, than any other branch of learning."
Philosophy
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