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Todd Barry

"I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians."

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"I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film."

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"Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself."

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"It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me."

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"I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work."

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