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Todd Barry

"I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians."

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"I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians."

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"I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that."
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