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"In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd."
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"Nothing happened. Nothing continued to happen. More Nothing. The Return of Nothing. Son of Nothing. Nothing Rides Again. Nothing and Abbot and Costello meet the Wolfman..."
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"So, you invite a wild rabbit living in Italy to a party on the island of Crete. What's it supposed to do, swim there? Its little tux would get wet."
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"Annihilation is an absurdity in terms."
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"Our system is the height of absurdity, since we treat the culprit both as a child, so as to have the right to punish him, and as an adult, in order to deny him consolation."
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"Don't worry, goat boy. The milkman is dead."
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"All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental."
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"Down, boy! Couchant! I said couchant! No! Not rampant!"
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"I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss."
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"Susan's gotta poker, you know," it said, as if anxious to be helpful. WELL, WELL. INDEED. MY GOODNESS ME. week she picked up a bogey by its nose."Death tried to imagine this. He felt sure he'd heard the sentence wrong, but it didn't sound a whole lot better however he rearranged the words."
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"Bursar?"Yes, Archchancellor?"You ain't a member of some secret society or somethin', are you?"Me? No, Archchancellor."Then it'd be a damn good idea to take your underpants off your head."
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"Truth indeed rather alleviates than hurts, and will always bear up against falsehood, as oil does above water."
Truth
"God bears with the wicked, but not forever."
God
"The eyes those silent tongues of love."
Love
"Thou hast seen nothing yet."
Nothing
"One man scorned and covered with scars still strove with his last ounce of courage to reach the unreachable stars; and the world will be better for this."
Courage
"Our hours in love have wings; in absence, crutches."
Love
"Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn."
Power
"The most difficult character in comedy is that of the fool, and he must be no simpleton that plays that part."
Character
"From reading too much, and sleeping too little, his brain dried up on him and he lost his judgment."
Reading
"A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience."
Experience
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