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"In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd."
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"God bears with the wicked, but not forever."
God
"Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn."
Power
"The eyes those silent tongues of love."
Love
"One man scorned and covered with scars still strove with his last ounce of courage to reach the unreachable stars; and the world will be better for this."
Courage
"From reading too much, and sleeping too little, his brain dried up on him and he lost his judgment."
Reading
"A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience."
Experience
"Our hours in love have wings; in absence, crutches."
Love
"'Tis ill talking of halters in the house of a man that was hanged."
Man
"The gratification of wealth is not found in mere possession or in lavish expenditure, but in its wise application."
Wealth
"Delay always breeds danger; and to protract a great design is often to ruin it."
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"Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn't fair to birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins were undergoing psychotherapy."
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"If you're going to get into social criticism with absurdity and satire, you can't be politically correct when you do that."
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"Modern man must descend the spiral of his own absurdity to the lowest point; only then can he look beyond it. It is obviously impossible to get around it, jump over it, or simply avoid it."
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"He's got a can up there,' Richard said."
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"Don't worry, goat boy. The milkman is dead."
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"Bursar?"Yes, Archchancellor?"You ain't a member of some secret society or somethin', are you?"Me? No, Archchancellor."Then it'd be a damn good idea to take your underpants off your head."
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"Susan's gotta poker, you know," it said, as if anxious to be helpful. WELL, WELL. INDEED. MY GOODNESS ME. week she picked up a bogey by its nose."Death tried to imagine this. He felt sure he'd heard the sentence wrong, but it didn't sound a whole lot better however he rearranged the words."
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"It doesn't matter if Prince Charles falls off his horseor that the hummingbird is so seldomseenor that we are too senseless to goinsane.coffee. give us more of that NOTHINGcoffee."
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"Annihilation is an absurdity in terms."
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"The concept of absurdity is something I'm attracted to."
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