"In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd."

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"We will then hear from the founder of the Mayo Clinic . . . Dr. Ted Clinic."

Dave Barry, American Journalist

Absurdity, Humor, Satire, Irony, Wit

"Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?"

Steven Wright, American Comedian

Absurdity, Humor, Identity, Confusion

"This is wonderful, wonderful! Be the bird. You are the bird. Sacrifice yourself to abandoned family values...."

Laurie Halse Anderson, American Author

Absurdity, Humor, Satire, Performance

"Flowers are evil, because they live just to die for the love of other people. You don't believe me? Try it for yourself and see if you'll be good afterwards. Undeath is a way of life, for some things. That doesn't make it good or anything. Especially anything. Nothing makes anything anything. Because nothing is a serious matter, and anything just is."

Will Advise, Bulgarian Author

Absurdity, Philosophy, Irony, Death

"Down, boy! Couchant! I said couchant! No! Not rampant!"

Terry Pratchett, English Author

Absurdity, Humor, Truth, Wisdom, Today

"It was like being at an Arabian hoedown with a band of psychedelic hillbillies (p. 171)."

Patti Smith, American Musician

Absurdity, Imagery, Humor, Surrealism

"If we loved Steve Aylett, really loved him in the way that he deserves, a selfless love that genuinely wanted nothing save his happiness and comfort, we'd lobotomise him."

Alan Moore, British Writer

Absurdity, Love, Sacrifice, Extreme, Irony

"Don't worry, goat boy. The milkman is dead."

Rick Riordan, American Novelist

Absurdity, Humor, Truth, Wisdom, Today

"You know how spooky Ashwini is. She called an hour ago to tell me she has a secret stash of handheld grenade launchers she thought I might want to know about. My response was, 'What the fuck?"

Nalini Singh, New Zealander Author

Absurdity, Humor, Surprise, Conversation

"No people find each other more absurd than lovers."

C. S. Lewis, British Author

Absurdity, Lovers, Love, Behavior

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"The most difficult character in comedy is that of the fool, and he must be no simpleton that plays that part."

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"Pray look better, Sir... those things yonder are no giants, but windmills."

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"That's the nature of women, not to love when we love them, and to love when we love them not."

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"Proverbs are short sentences drawn from long experience."

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"Liberty, as well as honor, man ought to preserve at the hazard of his life, for without it life is insupportable."

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"We will then hear from the founder of the Mayo Clinic . . . Dr. Ted Clinic."

"Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?"

"This is wonderful, wonderful! Be the bird. You are the bird. Sacrifice yourself to abandoned family values...."

"Down, boy! Couchant! I said couchant! No! Not rampant!"

"It was like being at an Arabian hoedown with a band of psychedelic hillbillies (p. 171)."

"If we loved Steve Aylett, really loved him in the way that he deserves, a selfless love that genuinely wanted nothing save his happiness and comfort, we'd lobotomise him."

"Don't worry, goat boy. The milkman is dead."

"You know how spooky Ashwini is. She called an hour ago to tell me she has a secret stash of handheld grenade launchers she thought I might want to know about. My response was, 'What the fuck?"

"No people find each other more absurd than lovers."

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"The eyes those silent tongues of love."

"Thou hast seen nothing yet."

"Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn."

"Our hours in love have wings; in absence, crutches."

"A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience."

"The most difficult character in comedy is that of the fool, and he must be no simpleton that plays that part."

"Pray look better, Sir... those things yonder are no giants, but windmills."

"That's the nature of women, not to love when we love them, and to love when we love them not."

"Proverbs are short sentences drawn from long experience."

"Liberty, as well as honor, man ought to preserve at the hazard of his life, for without it life is insupportable."