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"McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done."
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"I'm in awe of people out there who deal with Alzheimer's, because they have to deal with death 10 times over, year after year."
"As for death one gets used to it, even if it's only other people's death you get used to."
"If fame is to come only after death, I am in no hurry for it."
"These wars appear also to have given its death blow to colonialism and to imperialism in its colonial form, under which weaker peoples were treated as possessions to be economically exploited. At least we hope that such colonialism is on the way out."
"Death gives meaning to our lives. It gives importance and value to time. Time would become meaningless if there were too much of it."
"Death does not mark the end of a chapter in a man's life, but the end of a book of man, the beautiful conclusion to his yearnings."
"When I listen to music, I don't want to hear about flowers. I like death and destruction."
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"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea."
"You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things."
"There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on "Friends" is."
"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."
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