"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."

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"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."

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"Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on."

"Why, except as a means of livelihood, a man should desire to act on the stage when he has the whole world to act in, is not clear to me."

"Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night."

"It's in the act of having to do things that you don't want to that you learn something about moving past the self. Past the ego."

"An affair wants to spill, to share its glory with the world. No act is so private it does not seek applause."

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"In other words, what is supposedly found is an invention whose inventor is unaware of his act of invention, who considers it as something that exists independently of him; the invention then becomes the basis of his world view and actions."

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