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"Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven."
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Personal Development
"Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night."
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Personal Development
"It's in the act of having to do things that you don't want to that you learn something about moving past the self. Past the ego."
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Personal Development
"Books choose their authors; the act of creation is not entirely a rational and conscious one."
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Personal Development
"I will act as if what I do makes a difference."
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Personal Development
"There are two distinct classes of what are called thoughts: those that we produce in ourselves by reflection and the act of thinking and those that bolt into the mind of their own accord."
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Personal Development
"Only remember west of the Mississippi it's a little more look, see, act. A little less rationalize, comment, talk."
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Personal Development
"Rolling Stones, Beatles, we gave them all the break they were looking for. All they needed was a good opening act, and we went out there and performed as well as we could... over 15,000 kids chanting."
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Personal Development
"In the beginning was the Word. Man acts it out. He is the act, not the actor."
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Personal Development
"A conventional good read is usually a bad read, a relaxing bath in what we know already. A true good read is surely an act of innovative creation in which we, the readers, become conspirators."
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"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."
Act
"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."
Humor
"Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true."
Care
"I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard."
Cancer
"Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand."
Name
"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."
Beauty
"The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends."
Friendship
"My act is based on my life."
Life
"I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography."
Autobiography
"That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it."
Temptation
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