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"Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on."
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"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
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"I've always wanted to act and I can't think of anything else I'd want to do, honestly."
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"He hit me 18 times while I was in the act of falling."
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"All biologic phenomena act to adjust: there are no biologic actions other than adjustments. Adjustment is another name for Equilibrium. Equilibrium is the Universal, or that which has nothing external to derange it."
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"It's a big flash of all these things and whatever you take out of that statement's one statement, one mind, one statement, one act, one show, and all the songs are one."
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"I act for the reality, for the moment, and most of all I do it for the process."
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"Revenge is an act of passion; vengeance of justice. Injuries are revenged; crimes are avenged."
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"Japan is a great nation. It should begin to act like one."
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"But when I went on the stage to do a show, I would put on makeup because I felt that it enhanced my act; it drew attention to what I was doing."
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"I am in love with Larry David."
Love

"I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly."
Love

"My act has always reflected what's going on in my life."
Life

"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."
Act

"So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it."
Help

"If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night."
Night

"I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men."
Men

"Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand."
Name

"The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends."
Friendship

"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."
Food
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