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Dennis Miller

"One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech."

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"One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech."

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"When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package."

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"After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands."

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"The ideas gained by men before they are twenty-five are practically the only ideas they shall have in their lives."

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"It is the child in man that is the source of his uniqueness and creativeness, and the playground is the optimal milieu for the unfolding of his capacities and talents."

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"All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin. And therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein Berliner!""

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"Most people know no other way of judging men's worth but by the vogue they are in, or the fortunes they have met with."

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"The historian must have some conception of how men who are not historians behave. Otherwise he will move in a world of the dead. He can only gain that conception through personal experience, and he can only use his personal experiences when he is a genius."

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"A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away."

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"A proud man is seldom a grateful man, for he never thinks he gets as much as he deserves."

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"The dons of Oxford and Cambridge are too busy educating the young men to be able to teach them anything."

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"The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country."
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"What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy."
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"Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels."
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"Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time."
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