"Marriage isn't a carnival ride."

Marriage, Carnival

28

Create Your Own Wallpaper

Standard

Customized

Exlpore more Marriage quotes

"The real reason a husband and wife always fight is because they always focus on the ugliness in each other and have forgotten to focus on the beauties that attracted them at first."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

Marriage, Conflict, Focus, Love

"Husband: a former boyfriend."

Bangambiki Habyarimana, Rwandan Author

Marriage, Husband, Boyfriend, Life

"You do not marry a woman, but you marry your imagination of her."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

Marriage, Imagination, Love, Perception

"I thought there was no use for me in reading Sun Tzu and Machiavelli because I am neither a warrior nor a politician, but it turned out to be useful when I married."

Bangambiki Habyarimana, Rwandan Author

Marriage, War, Politics, Strategy

"I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman."

George W. Bush, American President

Marriage, Man, Woman

"Any fool can marry, but only the wise live happily ever after."

Matshona Dhliwayo, Zimbabwean Philosopher

Marriage, Wisdom, Happiness, Life

"Marriage is not 'I', its 'We'."

Amit Kalantri, Indian Author

Marriage, Union, Love, Partnership

"We all have a childhood dream that when there is love, everything goes like silk, but the reality is that marriage requires a lot of compromise."

Raquel Welch, American Actress

Marriage, Love, Dream, Childhood

"Before marriage a man prays that she accepts, after marriage a woman prays that he accepts."

Bangambiki Habyarimana, Rwandan Author

Marriage, Prayer, Acceptance, Man

"After a long time in laboratories, psychologists have discovered the holy grail of a happy marriage: I applied it and it didn't work."

Bangambiki Habyarimana, Rwandan Author

Marriage, Science, Psychology, Failure

Explore more quotes by Aisha Tyler

"Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw."

Comedy

"Do you have any idea what it's like when you try and make home porn? My husband and I tried it. We looked like charging hippos. Best to leave it to the pros."

Home

"You know, it's about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying - all these young books for women are like I'm 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can't get a date. Come on."

Woman

"I don't believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic."

Love

"Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don't think so."

Being

"My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks."

Clothes

28

Standard

Customized

Exlpore more Marriage quotes

"The real reason a husband and wife always fight is because they always focus on the ugliness in each other and have forgotten to focus on the beauties that attracted them at first."

"Husband: a former boyfriend."

"You do not marry a woman, but you marry your imagination of her."

"I thought there was no use for me in reading Sun Tzu and Machiavelli because I am neither a warrior nor a politician, but it turned out to be useful when I married."

"I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman."

"Any fool can marry, but only the wise live happily ever after."

"Marriage is not 'I', its 'We'."

"We all have a childhood dream that when there is love, everything goes like silk, but the reality is that marriage requires a lot of compromise."

"Before marriage a man prays that she accepts, after marriage a woman prays that he accepts."

"After a long time in laboratories, psychologists have discovered the holy grail of a happy marriage: I applied it and it didn't work."

Explore more quotes by Aisha Tyler

"Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw."

"Do you have any idea what it's like when you try and make home porn? My husband and I tried it. We looked like charging hippos. Best to leave it to the pros."

"You know, it's about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying - all these young books for women are like I'm 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can't get a date. Come on."

"I don't believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic."

"Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don't think so."

"My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks."

"On general principle, I boycott shows that don't employ actors."

"Yes, I do get recognized in public. It's pretty nice."

"Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail."

"Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times."