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"What men are among the other formations of the earth, artists are among men."

"There have been many great men that have flattered the people who ne'er loved them."

"Many men owe the grandeur of their lives to their tremendous difficulties."
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"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."


"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."


"Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid."


"Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?"


"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him."


"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
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