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"To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior.""
Car
"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
Marriage
"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
Children
"Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before."
Mother
"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"
Woman
"I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours."
Children
"Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'"
Children
"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."
Word
"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
Idea
"Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in."
Men
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"Like all weak men he laid an exaggerated stress on not changing one's mind."
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Personal Development
"What men are among the other formations of the earth, artists are among men."
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Personal Development
"Many men owe the grandeur of their lives to their tremendous difficulties."
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Personal Development
"People talk about the courage of condemned men walking to the place of execution: sometimes it needs as much courage to walk with any kind of bearing towards another person's habitual misery."
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Personal Development
"Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth."
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Personal Development
"The men who followed Him were unique in their generation. They turned the world upside down because their hearts had been turned right side up. The world has never been the same."
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Personal Development
"The greatest enemy to human souls is the self-righteous spirit which makes men look to themselves for salvation."
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Personal Development
"A vigorous temper is not altogether an evil. Men who are easy as an old shoe are generally of little worth."
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Personal Development
"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
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Personal Development
"The doctrine that all men are, in any sense, or have been, at any time, free and equal, is an utterly baseless fiction."
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Personal Development
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