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Rita Rudner

"Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in."

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"Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in."

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"Many men owe the grandeur of their lives to their tremendous difficulties."

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"You can't keep changing men, so you settle for changing your lipstick."

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"It is the dissimilarities and inequalities among men which give rise to the notion of honor; as such differences become less, it grows feeble; and when they disappear, it will vanish too."

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"Men are apt to prefer a prosperous error to an afflicted truth."

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"Gutenberg and Richter were very great men."

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"When women go wrong, men go right after them."

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"I can remember going back a couple of years later and, you know, think about it and I was doing a, kind of a political survey, door to door, and everything and I couldn't find any men in the town. It was very strange, you know."

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Amber Hurdle

"The apostles were moved, not so much by an intellectual apprehension, as by a spiritual illumination. They met men, and the need of those men whom they met cried aloud to them."

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"Women have a favorite room, men a favorite chair."

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"Wine hath drowned more men than the sea."

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"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."
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"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."
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"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."
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"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
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"Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?"
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"Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'"
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"A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax."
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