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"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."
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"I don't believe in depriving myself of any food or being imprisoned by a diet."
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"I almost fainted. There was no family history. I had been eating a vegetarian diet and I exercised."
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"Frank stared at her. "But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters."Iris looked horrified. "Oh, they're not Ding Dongs."She rummaged under the counter and brought out a package of chocolate covered cakes that looked exactly like Ding Dongs. "These are gluten-free, no-sugar-added, vitamin-enriched, soy-free, goat-milk-and-seaweed-based cupcake simulations.""All natural!" Fleecy chimed in."I stand corrected." Frank suddenly felt as queasy as Percy."
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"My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away."
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"The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant."
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"The best physicians are Dr. Diet, Dr. Quiet, and Dr. Merryman."
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"When I was pregnant. I exercised and was healthy, but it was also the first time since I was 14 that I wasn't on a diet."
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"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."
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"I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat."
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"Bodybuilding is much like any other sport. To be successful, you must dedicate yourself 100% to your training, diet and mental approach."
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"I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play."
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"It pays to get drunk with the best people."
People

"There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty."
Money

"I drink to forget I drink."
Forget

"Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty."
Want

"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."
Diet

"Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on."
Feet

"I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin."
Man

"It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money."
Money

"Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum."
Money
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