"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."

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"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."

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"Uh, I just had an operation last March which was rather serious and I'm recuperating now. I'm on a very bland diet. But, uh, I'm lucky, I was just lucky, that's all."

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Jim Davis, American Cartoonist

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"I almost fainted. There was no family history. I had been eating a vegetarian diet and I exercised."

Rue McClanahan, American Actress

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"Hope is a very thin diet."

Thomas Shadwell, English Dramatist

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"I don't believe in depriving myself of any food or being imprisoned by a diet."

Joely Fisher, American Actress

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"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."

Totie Fields, American Comedian

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"I am not naturally that thin, so I had to go through everything from using drugs to diet pills to laxatives to fasting. Those were my main ways of controlling my weight."

Carre Otis, American Model

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"I have to be very careful about diet and exercise."

Taylor Dayne, American Musician

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"Hate is a draining bottomless pit from whence nothing good or of any value can come. Try to eat a balanced diet. Guys only want one thing."

Christopher Meloni, American Actor

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"My doctor explained that exercise and diet changes might help and that I also might need a medication."

Della Reese, American Musician

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"Uh, I just had an operation last March which was rather serious and I'm recuperating now. I'm on a very bland diet. But, uh, I'm lucky, I was just lucky, that's all."

"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."

"I almost fainted. There was no family history. I had been eating a vegetarian diet and I exercised."

"Hope is a very thin diet."

"I don't believe in depriving myself of any food or being imprisoned by a diet."

"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."

"I am not naturally that thin, so I had to go through everything from using drugs to diet pills to laxatives to fasting. Those were my main ways of controlling my weight."

"I have to be very careful about diet and exercise."

"Hate is a draining bottomless pit from whence nothing good or of any value can come. Try to eat a balanced diet. Guys only want one thing."

"My doctor explained that exercise and diet changes might help and that I also might need a medication."

Explore more quotes by Joe E. Lewis

"Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest."

"Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty."

"I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play."

"If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor."

"I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin."

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