"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."

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"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."

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"I go to the gym five days a week and I have a personal trainer. I am on a strict diet, which is kind of hard to keep up with on the road, but I stick to it as well as I can."

Lou Gramm, American Musician

Diet, Road

"She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on."

Arthur Baer, American Humorist

Diet, Food

"When I was pregnant. I exercised and was healthy, but it was also the first time since I was 14 that I wasn't on a diet."

Liv Tyler, American Actress

Diet, Time, First

"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."

Jim Davis, American Cartoonist

Diet,

"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."

Totie Fields, American Comedian

Diet,

"The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant."

Carol Vorderman, British Entertainer

Diet, First

"I certainly feel that the time is not far distant when a knowledge of the principles of diet will be an essential part of one's education. Then mankind will eat to live, be able to do better mental and physical work and disease will be less frequent."

Fannie Farmer, American Celebrity

Diet, Time, Work, Education

"Hope is a very thin diet."

Thomas Shadwell, English Dramatist

Diet, Hope

"Hate is a draining bottomless pit from whence nothing good or of any value can come. Try to eat a balanced diet. Guys only want one thing."

Christopher Meloni, American Actor

Diet, Hate, Nothing, Value

"The best physicians are Dr. Diet, Dr. Quiet, and Dr. Merryman."

Daniel D. Palmer, Canadian Celebrity

Diet, Physicians, Quiet

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"I go to the gym five days a week and I have a personal trainer. I am on a strict diet, which is kind of hard to keep up with on the road, but I stick to it as well as I can."

"She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on."

"When I was pregnant. I exercised and was healthy, but it was also the first time since I was 14 that I wasn't on a diet."

"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."

"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."

"The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant."

"I certainly feel that the time is not far distant when a knowledge of the principles of diet will be an essential part of one's education. Then mankind will eat to live, be able to do better mental and physical work and disease will be less frequent."

"Hope is a very thin diet."

"Hate is a draining bottomless pit from whence nothing good or of any value can come. Try to eat a balanced diet. Guys only want one thing."

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"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."

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"If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor."

"Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people."

"I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin."

"It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money."