"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."

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"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."

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"The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it."

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"Hope is a very thin diet."

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"I certainly feel that the time is not far distant when a knowledge of the principles of diet will be an essential part of one's education. Then mankind will eat to live, be able to do better mental and physical work and disease will be less frequent."

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"I almost fainted. There was no family history. I had been eating a vegetarian diet and I exercised."

Rue McClanahan, American Actress

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"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."

Totie Fields, American Comedian

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"Hate is a draining bottomless pit from whence nothing good or of any value can come. Try to eat a balanced diet. Guys only want one thing."

Christopher Meloni, American Actor

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"I have to be very careful about diet and exercise."

Taylor Dayne, American Musician

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"My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away."

Carol Burnett, American Actress

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"The best physicians are Dr. Diet, Dr. Quiet, and Dr. Merryman."

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"The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it."

"Hope is a very thin diet."

"I go to the gym five days a week and I have a personal trainer. I am on a strict diet, which is kind of hard to keep up with on the road, but I stick to it as well as I can."

"I certainly feel that the time is not far distant when a knowledge of the principles of diet will be an essential part of one's education. Then mankind will eat to live, be able to do better mental and physical work and disease will be less frequent."

"I almost fainted. There was no family history. I had been eating a vegetarian diet and I exercised."

"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."

"Hate is a draining bottomless pit from whence nothing good or of any value can come. Try to eat a balanced diet. Guys only want one thing."

"I have to be very careful about diet and exercise."

"My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away."

"The best physicians are Dr. Diet, Dr. Quiet, and Dr. Merryman."

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"Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people."

"There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty."

"I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves."

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"I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points."

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