"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."

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"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."

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"Frank stared at her. "But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters."Iris looked horrified. "Oh, they're not Ding Dongs."She rummaged under the counter and brought out a package of chocolate covered cakes that looked exactly like Ding Dongs. "These are gluten-free, no-sugar-added, vitamin-enriched, soy-free, goat-milk-and-seaweed-based cupcake simulations.""All natural!" Fleecy chimed in."I stand corrected." Frank suddenly felt as queasy as Percy."

Rick Riordan, American Novelist

Diet, Humor, Truth, Wisdom, Health

"I thought, you know the food and the diet thing is one way to start yourself onto a healthy lifestyle, but if you don't move, if you don't start exercising you're gonna deteriorate."

Warren Cuccurullo, American Musician

Diet, Food, Thought

"I am now in that happy comfortable state that I do not hesitate to indulge in any fancy in regard to diet, but watch the consequences, and do not continue any course which adds to weight or bulk and consequent discomfort."

William Banting, English Celebrity

Diet, Consequences, Fancy, Now

"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."

Totie Fields, American Comedian

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"The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant."

Carol Vorderman, British Entertainer

Diet, First

"The best physicians are Dr. Diet, Dr. Quiet, and Dr. Merryman."

Daniel D. Palmer, Canadian Celebrity

Diet, Physicians, Quiet

"Bodybuilding is much like any other sport. To be successful, you must dedicate yourself 100% to your training, diet and mental approach."

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Austrian Actor

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"I go to the gym five days a week and I have a personal trainer. I am on a strict diet, which is kind of hard to keep up with on the road, but I stick to it as well as I can."

Lou Gramm, American Musician

Diet, Road

"I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat."

Oliver Reed, English Actor

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"I followed the same diet for 20 years, eliminating starches, living on salads, lean meat, and small portions."

Gene Tierney, American Actress

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"They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses."

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"I thought, you know the food and the diet thing is one way to start yourself onto a healthy lifestyle, but if you don't move, if you don't start exercising you're gonna deteriorate."

"I am now in that happy comfortable state that I do not hesitate to indulge in any fancy in regard to diet, but watch the consequences, and do not continue any course which adds to weight or bulk and consequent discomfort."

"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."

"The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant."

"The best physicians are Dr. Diet, Dr. Quiet, and Dr. Merryman."

"Bodybuilding is much like any other sport. To be successful, you must dedicate yourself 100% to your training, diet and mental approach."

"I go to the gym five days a week and I have a personal trainer. I am on a strict diet, which is kind of hard to keep up with on the road, but I stick to it as well as I can."

"I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat."

"I followed the same diet for 20 years, eliminating starches, living on salads, lean meat, and small portions."

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"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."

"I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin."

"There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty."

"They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses."

"It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money."

"We can afford almost any mistake once."

"Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum."

"If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor."

"Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty."

"It pays to get drunk with the best people."