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Steven Wright

"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"

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"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"

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"Instead of breaking or cherry-picking the rules, many just follow the inner rules, which have been instilled during their lifetime and have subtly permeated their thinking. They value rules, as it offers the ravishment of a securing, ceremonial rhythm in life and it prevents them from breaking free from their cocoon, all the more because freedom can be so scaring and exhausting. ['When forgetting the rules of the game']"

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"Even if we have bad feelings about our past and it causes a sense of alienation, it belongs to our history. Its benchmarks are stored in the granary of our mind and crucial evaluations for the future cannot be made without consulting the archive of our memory. ['Not without the past']"

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"Words don't have the power to hurt you, unless that person meant more to you than you are willing to confess."

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"The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?"
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"If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
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