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George Carlin

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."

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"Let us decorate the world with the flowers of peace, love, and laughter."

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"I hope some day we will learn to use the power of love, not the power of gun and world will see the universal peace."

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"Peace is the nature of the mind. And bliss is the nature of the Soul!"

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"If you want peace, fill your mind with peaceful thoughts."

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"To live in peace, love peace."

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"I want to be a ripple in the infinite ocean of love."

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"To be at rest is to be at peace."

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"The fastest way to end an argument with your wife is to admit she's right."

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"Hate is loud. Love, however, is so pleasantly felt it has no need to be heard."

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"The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood."

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"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."
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"Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll punch me repeatedly in the kidneys and the stomach so it doesn't mark up my face. He's so thoughtful!"
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"This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen."
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"When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent."
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"And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope."
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