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George Carlin

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."

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Donna Grant

"Hope for peace!Dream for peace!Act for peace!Live in peace!Life is for peace!"

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Donna Grant

"Focus on peace not on war.Love, live, share and care."

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Donna Grant

"The sweetest melody that playson starry nights and wintry days,most soothing to my listening earsand calming to beleaguering fears,I call a symphony on air-the song of sweet, still silence rare."

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Donna Grant

"In the company of ignorance, be silent...or join the suffering."

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Donna Grant

"If you are right, no one will bother you in this world. If you do not hurt anyone in this world, or you have no intention of hurting anyone, then no one can hurt you."

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Donna Grant

"O let us live in joy, in love among those who hate! Among men who hate, let us live in love."

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Donna Grant

"The world is a peaceful place.We make it hateful by forgetting our grace."

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Donna Grant

"Pursue peace and harmony with all men."

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Donna Grant

"If you have no anger inside your heart, you will have no enemy outside in the world."

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Donna Grant

"Become a fountain of peace to spread the flow of joy to everyone."

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George Carlin
"As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning yourself up."

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George Carlin
"Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid. Then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same words that hurt can heal. It's a matter of how you pick them."

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George Carlin
"I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories."

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George Carlin
"I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?"

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George Carlin
"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."

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George Carlin
"There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It seems only right. 'Tom, I'd like you to meet the girl of my dreams, Tragedy.' These days, Trajedi."

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George Carlin
"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."

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George Carlin
"I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, and a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to 'God' are all answered at about the same 50% rate."

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George Carlin
"Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed."

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George Carlin
"You're just another american who is willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick being shoved up your asshole every day... The owners of this country know the truth... it's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it!"

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