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Lois Greiman

"Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore."

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"Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore."

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"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."

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"Instead of clinging to the only Lifeboat that can save, we have tossed overboard biblical truths in the name of [compromise], living on the edge of life, like the man who rides the parameter of a hurricane, daring it to sweep him away."

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"There is always a path to our target, the problem is to discover it!"

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"Collect memories, they are your precious property."

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"From a cleansed conscience emerges a changed life."

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"Simple things have greater power than the complicated things!"

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Donna Grant

"If he did not speak his tale, it grew dank and musty, it shrank inside him, while with the telling the tale stayed fresh and virtuous."

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"Abundance in life comes from generosity."

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"To live in bliss, love everything, including people, unconditionally."

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"You don't need to be smarter, you just need dumber friends."
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"Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier."
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"Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies."
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"It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood."
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"It's not as if I don't like men, I just have more respect for my washing machine."
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"In this town, a successful marriage is one that lasts longer than ice."
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