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"Sometimes I've looked at a plate of food and wondered if it wouldn't look better as a hat."
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"I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex."
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"There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized or even cured. The only solution known to science is to provide the patient with an isolation room, where he can endure the acute stages in private and where food can be poked in to him with a stick."
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"Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him."
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"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead."
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"No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned... a man in a jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company."
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"On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners."
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"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."
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"I used to hang out by the food table at parties because you don't have to talk to anybody. If you do then you can talk about the food."
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"At home I serve the kind of food I know the story behind."
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"Every major food company now has an organic division. There's more capital going into organic agriculture than ever before."
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"I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men."
Love
"Obviously I've spent most of my working life with men and they have this way of operating which seems a bit alien to me."
Life
"Sometimes I've looked at a plate of food and wondered if it wouldn't look better as a hat."
Food
"Stress is a designer ailment that many of the so-called afflicted suffer from with pride."
Pride
"The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy."
Wedding
"Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time."
Time
"Forget romantic fiction, a survey has found that most women would rather read a good book than go shopping, have sex, or sleep."
Woman
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