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George Carlin

"If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?"

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Donna Grant

"Many want to live long, and ignore pangs of eternity."

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Donna Grant

"Life is but a breath. The end of life is the last breath of a man."

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Donna Grant

"The driver, a black silhouette upon his box, whipped up his bony horses. Icy silence in the coach. Marius, motionless, his body braced in the corner of the carriage, his head dropping down upon his breast, his arms hanging, his legs rigid, appeared to await nothing now but a coffin; Jean Valjean seemed made of shadow, and Javert of stone."

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Donna Grant

"The fact that you have just buried your parent or parents and/or sibling or siblings does not make you less likely to die today."

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Donna Grant

"Death, a necessary end, will come when it will come."

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Donna Grant

"One wants to live, of course, indeed one only stays alive by virtue of the fear of death, but I think, as I thought then, that it is better to die violently and not too old."

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Donna Grant

"When the heart accepts death first, words you can trust are feelings you can take."

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Donna Grant

"Do not forget you will never live forever."

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Donna Grant

"Silver's sweet and gold's our mother, but once you're dead they're worth less than that last shit you take as you lie dying."

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Donna Grant

"I think Bonzo died. I dreamed about it last night. I remembered the way he looked after I jammed his face with my head. I think I must have pushed his nose back into his brain. The blood was coming out of his eyes. I think he was dead right then."

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George Carlin
"Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid. Then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same words that hurt can heal. It's a matter of how you pick them."

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George Carlin
"I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories."

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George Carlin
"I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?"

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George Carlin
"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."

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George Carlin
"There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It seems only right. 'Tom, I'd like you to meet the girl of my dreams, Tragedy.' These days, Trajedi."

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George Carlin
"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."

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George Carlin
"I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, and a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to 'God' are all answered at about the same 50% rate."

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George Carlin
"Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed."

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George Carlin
"You're just another american who is willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick being shoved up your asshole every day... The owners of this country know the truth... it's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it!"

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George Carlin
"What do dogs do on their day off?, Can't lie around " that's their job!"

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