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"If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?"
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"The fact that you have just buried your parent or parents and/or sibling or siblings does not make you less likely to die today."
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"Silver's sweet and gold's our mother, but once you're dead they're worth less than that last shit you take as you lie dying."
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"I think Bonzo died. I dreamed about it last night. I remembered the way he looked after I jammed his face with my head. I think I must have pushed his nose back into his brain. The blood was coming out of his eyes. I think he was dead right then."
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"A chap's impending death has a way of focusing the mind."
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"Life has an end. We are all on a transit."
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"You don't need a sad soul to feel the beauty of a dead graveJust stay with the pale moonwhen darkness wants the night to be brave."
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"To die is different from what anyone supposed, and luckier."
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"Do I wither up and disappear, or do I make the best of my time left?.. He would not wither. He would not be ashamed of dying."
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"Tombstones covered the dale, the smooth marble surfaces bright. She had spent days here as a teenager, though not out of any awareness of mortality. Like every adolescent, she intended to live forever."
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"When we're all gone at last then there'll be nobody here but death and his days will be numbered too. He'll be out in the road there with nothing to do and nobody to do it to. He'll say: where did everybody go? And that's how it will be. What's wrong with that?"
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"I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories."
People
"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."
Hell
"It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya."
Reality
"There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords."
Expression
"Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name."
Self-Help
"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"
Crime
"It's never just a game when you're winning."
Achievement
"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."
Knowledge
"It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, 'Remember this, George, the birds fuck the bees.' Then he told me he once banged a girl so hard her freckles came off."
Humor
"It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot."
Philosophy
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