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"They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately."
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"They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately."
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"Prohibition is better than no liquor at all."
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"There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it."
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"They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately."
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"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
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"Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive."
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"It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?"
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"That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody."
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"Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time."
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"Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third."
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"They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!"
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